Things men want to hear

1. I'll swallow it all. I love the taste!
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't’ you be down at the bar with your friends?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You’re so sexy when you’re hungover.
8. I’d rather watch soccer and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let’s subscribe to Playboy darling.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Darling, lets go shopping so you can check out women asses.
12. I’ll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday’s. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
14. Honey, our new neighbour’s daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
15. I know it’s a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
16. No no, I’ll take the car to have the oil changed.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favour. Forget the stupid Valentine’s Day thing and buy your friends a round of drinks.
19. I understand fully that our anniversary comes once a year, you go play soccer with the boys and I’ll watch the kids.
20. Oh come on, how about we get a good porn movie, a six pack of beer, a few joints and have my friend Tammy come over for a threesome!
21. Oh come on! Not the damn mall again!! Let’s go to that new strip joint!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don’t you retire young and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
23. You need your sleep ya big silly! Now stop getting up for the night feedings.
24. God, if I don’t get to blow you soon, I swear I’m gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you.