BOB & THE BLONDE
Bob, a handsome guy, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde also at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Bob, a handsome guy, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde also at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'
Bob said, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob. 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
Bob replied, 'I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, 'I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again.'
The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'
Bob placed a £20 note on the bar and said, 'You're on!'
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her £20 to Bob. 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.'
Bob replied, 'I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, 'I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again.'
Bob took the money...!!!
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