Yorkshire Chat up lines
- Duz tha fart? Cos tha blows me away!
- A thi mam n dad retarded? Cos thas special!
- Me luv for thee is like shits. I just can't hold it in!
- Is there a mirror in ur knickers? Cos I can see mesell in em!
- Tha body reminds me of a spanner. Everytime I think of thee me nuts tighten!
- Tha might not be the best lookin bird in ere, but beauty is only a light switch away!
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