A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu. Tourist: £5.00 Broiled Missionary: £7.00 Fried Explorer: £9.00 Freshly baked: Conservatives, Liberals, Labours, BNP or Green Party: £150.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?' The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean and prepare one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'