The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!
DANGEROUS
| SAFER
| SAFEST
| ULTRA SAFE
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What's for dinner?
| Can I help you with dinner?
| Where would you like to go for dinner?
| Here, have some wine.
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Are you wearing that?
| You sure look good in brown!
| WOW! Look at you!
| Here, have some wine
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What are you so worked up about?
| Could we be overreacting?
| Here's my paycheck.
| Here, have some wine.
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Should you be eating that?
| You know, there are a lot of apples left.
| Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
| Here, have some wine.
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What did you DO all day?
| I hope you didn't over-do it today.
| I've always loved you in that robe!
| Here, have some wine.
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