Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He wasn't having much luck until one day, he came across a Harley with a 'For Sale' sign on it. The bike seemed even better than a new one, although it was ten years old. It was shiny and in absolute mint condition. He immediately bought it, and asked the seller how he kept it in such great condition for ten years.

'Well, it's quite simple, really,' said the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.'

And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. But just before they enter the house Sandra stops him.

'I have to tell you something about my family before we go in,' she said. 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

'No problem,' he says. And in they go.

Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the

situation. He leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mum.

'She's got a great body,' he thinks, so he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her, every possible way, right there on the dinner table. Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to
rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.

Suddenly the father shouts 'I'll do the f****** dishes!!!