A woman meets a guy in a posh wine bar. After having a good time in his company she decides to go back to his place. Passing his spare bedroom on the way to the loo she notices three neat rows of teddy bears on three shelves. Bottom shelf = small bears, middle shelf = medium sized bears, top shelf = huge life sized bears.

She thinks to herself "Hmm! He must be a sensitive, kind hearted sort of guy", possibly someone that she could spend the rest of her life with. After a while they start fooling around & eventually end up in bed making mad passionate love.

The next morning after little sleep she asks "How was it for you?"

"Good," he replied, "now help yourself to any teddy bear off the bottom shelf"

His funeral is a week on Tuesday!!