A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked: Conservatives, Liberals, Labours, Democratic or Green Party: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?'
Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $7.00
Fried Explorer: $9.00
Freshly Baked: Conservatives, Liberals, Labours, Democratic or Green Party: $150.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean and prepare one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'
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